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allofthefeelings:

lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

THIS HAS PASSED MY DASH EASILY TWENTY TIMES AND I JUST GOT THE JOKE.

(via dramasbomin)

halaalpussy:

christinefriar:

Unwilling to speak about anything but how gently this baby says “cheese” today. Thank you for understanding.

i will never ever get over this “cheese.. TAKE THE PICTURE”

(via dramasbomin)

toni-tan:

morgrana:

MY MUM THINKS THE LYRICS ARE "I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF FEEDING THE GODDAMN POOR?" I’M CRYING

Les mis: pop-punk edition

(via dramasbomin)

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

(via okqness)

rneerkat:

an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable

(via dramasbomin)

youflabbergastedme:

orangeitnblack:

pretty sure it’s katy perry

or jared leto

(via dramasbomin)

chicagno:

when a casual conversation with your parents turns into a lectureimage

(via eziocauthon89)

thewoldofash:

pineappledean:

vhanstiel:

thebaronofthebutts:

how do you tell someone you like them without telling them you like them

You rebel against heaven and die for them multiple times.

Stare at them like your life depends on it whenever they are in viewing-range

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And then claim you did it all for “humanity”

(via eziocauthon89)